How much would you pay for the opportunity to brush Jesus' hair?

(An old favorite {I have NO idea why lol} that I get to ask again since I was deleted again.)

How much would you pay for the opportunity to brush Jesus' hair?

3 EASY payments of $19.95.

but wait!

If I call now, I also get to trim his toenails!

How much would you pay for the opportunity to brush Jesus' hair?

er... would he be alive or dead?

I'm not into brushing the hair of dead bodies.

How much would you pay for the opportunity to brush Jesus' hair?

ahahahaha! Can you imagine how dirty it must have been?

How much would you pay for the opportunity to brush Jesus' hair?

I dunno. Hasn't he been dead for over 2000 years? It's be kind of hard to brush his soul.

How much would you pay for the opportunity to brush Jesus' hair?

That depends on what I was paid to wash his feet..

How much would you pay for the opportunity to brush Jesus' hair?

why would I want to brush his hair?????

How much would you pay for the opportunity to brush Jesus' hair?

r u serious?

How much would you pay for the opportunity to brush Jesus' hair?

Nope

How much would you pay for the opportunity to brush Jesus' hair?

Sorry.... I was daydreaming about running my fingers through Jesus' chest hair. Mmmmm.

How much would you pay for the opportunity to brush Jesus' hair?

Better yet, what about the opportunity for him to brush mine?

(This *IS* a ridiculous questions on purpose, isn't it?)